Hey, You Malays!

Did you guys see the PETRONAS ad that was aired on TV3, just after the news?

You know who made that? My dad. I know, it's disgraceful how gleefully proud I am right now.

The ironic part is that I have, for quite a while, wanted to talk about the state of my own ethnicity, what with calls to bring back Bumi-centric favoritism affirmative action and our kris-waving demagogues leaders….

And I was beaten to the punch by my dad! Sure, even he admits that the ad was “preachy” (I think it's a little cheesy myself), but hee hee hee! What a message!

“It's better to step forwards than to take a step back”? How's that for a kick in the nuts, you fuckers?

Hee hee hee. I've been pwned rather comprehensively by my own father. That's not the unusual part, no sir — what's unusual is that I'm quite enjoying it.

How's that for a kick in the nuts, haa? Heh.