And you expect me to blog.

I haven't written a thing for a while.

Call it blogger's block, call it anything you like — hell, call it Steven if you have to. I haven't written a thing for a while.

I could name any number of sources for the lack of updates — massive holiday blues. The Tsunami. The whole blogosphere blogging community up in arms over something-or-other. The fact that I've been more interested in layaning Hani The Sims 2.

End result: No blog updates. People Hani asking me when I'll update my blog. General malaise.

Now Hani looking over my bloody shoulder and eating a packet of crisps go away don't I not bother you when I fucking blog, you nosy woman??

No. Off. Get your hands off my keyboard. Away. Avast!

Argh.