Instead of going to class, I did this.

From this post:

I know. I have no sense of meter, rhyme or reason.

This lyrics are a parody of Avril Lavigne's “Skater Boy”. This particular derivative is made under the doctrine of fair use; the original copyright still goes to original copyright holders.

But it was still fun to do.

Sk8tr B3nG (with apologies to Avril Lavigne)

He an Ah Beng,
She an Ah Lian,
Aiseh macha ca-an you see it or not?

He mod his car,
Jual Vee Cee Day,
Wahlau man Aiseh.

He wanted her,
We said bloody hell,
Thing was that she wanted him as well.

But all of her friends,
All shook their head
“If you be damn-careless,
You'll end up dead.”

He was a Sk8t3r B3nG
She said see you l8r B3nG
He was too dangerous for her
She had a pretty dress
(But didn't have any breasts)
She needed to come back down to Earth…

Two years from now, she sits at home,
She fail her CLP, all alone.
She bukak Fortune, guess what she see,
Sk8t3r B3nG! (wah, he dress damn fansee!),
She call all her fren, they say ya lor,
Now he a damn big kau kau tai kor.
She reads the mag, looks at the pic,
Looks at the man she once called a dick…

He was a Sk8t3r B3nG,
She said see you l8r B3nG,
Didn't you say he no future,
Now look his portfolio,
Damn big also ya no?
Too bad you not stick with the fler…(2x)

Too bad Ah Lian, you miss out,
Kesian but he's all mine now,
Go to Nuovo, dance all nite,
We tiew a lot and never fight.

Too bad that chew couldn't see,
Saw Ah Beng where Tai Kor be,
He is more than meet the eye,
When we tiew I feel like, ‘die’.

He an Ah Beng, I'm a Datin,
Aiyah daling ca-an you see it or not,
He a Big Shot, I a Widow,
And we rock each other's umm, you know…!

I'm with a Sk8t3r B3nG,
I said see you l8tr B3nG,
Nanti we jumpa at Bangsar.
Then we go to his condo,
Tiew until tomolo,
And talk about this girl he know… (x2)

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